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女人最不愛聽的幾句話

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調查:女人最不愛聽的幾句話

2013年04月09日19:43 

英國一個網站針對「女人最不愛聽到男人說的話」進行調查,結果發現,排行第一的那句話是:「預產期是什麼時候?」(When is the baby due?),高達25%的女性痛恨男人們自以為是,對沒有懷孕卻有些肚子的女人提出這個問題,更奇怪的是,男人們總覺得這樣問並不失禮。

接著是有17%女性痛恨聽到「真的,妳的屁股很大」;排行第三是「妳看起來很累」,有13%女性痛恨;緊追在後排行第四是「親愛的,冷靜一點」,獲得12%;第五是「要不要我幫妳把車停好」,第六則是「妳一天比一天更像妳媽了」。

沒有排進前幾名的遺珠之憾是:「妳看,我早就說過了」。

「預產期是什麼時候?」翻攝網路

Asking a non-pregnant women

'When's it due?'

revealed as worst thing

a man can say

  • Asking a non-pregnant woman when she is due topped list
  • 'Yes your bum looks big' was voted the second worst thing to say (17%)
  • 'Should you be eating that?' and 'you look tired' also in top 10

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305736/Whens-revealed-worst-thing-man-say.html

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Mistakenly calling a woman pregnant or asking when she'd due was voted the worst thing to say to a woman

Mistakenly calling a woman pregnant or asking when she'd due was voted the worst thing to say to a woman

Most women would agree that men have an unfortunate habit of putting their feet in their mouths from time to time, but now the very worst things they say have been revealed.

Asking a woman ‘when’s the baby due?’ when she is not actually pregnant has been voted the worst thing a man can say to a lady – according to a new poll.

Responding to the question, ‘does my bum look big in this?’ with the word ‘yes’, unsurprisingly  came second in the poll, with 17 per cent believing it to be the worst thing a man could say to a woman.

More than one in seven thought the most vile thing a man could say was ‘you look tired’ however, this was closely followed by ‘calm down dear’ with 12 per cent.

The phrase, ‘will you need a hand parking that luv?’ came fifth on the list with 11 per cent, whereas the comment ‘you look more and more like your mother every day’ scored eight per cent of the vote.

Saying ‘I told you so’ was seen as unforgivable by five per cent of ladies with many citing that phrase was for the sole use of women only. Asking ‘how much did you pay for that haircut?’ was seen as a blunder by four per cent of respondents.

In ninth and tenth place were ‘should you be eating that?’ and ‘haven’t you got some hoovering to do?’ which scored three and one per cent respectively.

One clueless man commented: 'I once asked a woman when her baby was due only to be told that she was just tubby. It was so embarrassing - I wish the ground could have just swallowed me up.
Men asking if a woman needs help when parking a car was voted the most annoying thing by 11 per cent

Men asking if a woman needs help when parking a car was voted the most annoying thing by 11 per cent

‘I was so positive that she was pregnant – it is so rare that you see fat congealed in a perfect bump on the belly, you’d expect it to be more evenly distributed.’

The worst things a man can say to a woman ...

Annoying

1. When is it it due (26%)

2. Yes, your bum looks big (17%)

3. You look tired (13%)

4. Calm down dear (12%)

5. Will you need a hand parking that, luv? (11%)

6. You look more like your mother every day (8%)

7. I told you so (5%)

8. How much did you pay for that hair cut? (4%)

9. Should you be eating that? (3%)

10. Haven’t you got some hoovering to do? (1%)

Another man said: ‘It’s understandable that some guys make the error of thinking that some fat girls are pregnant. Unless you’ve had a baby you don’t really know what a true baby bump looks like.

‘To the untrained eye a woman may look pregnant but in reality she may just have eaten too many pies.’

One woman commented: ‘It’s the condescending remarks which I hate the most. Phrases like ‘calm down dear’ and ‘I told you so’ make my blood boil.’

Another said: ‘I absolutely hate it when guys tell me that I look tired. They think they are trying to be nice but all they are saying is ‘blimey, don’t you look a wreck’.’

A spokesperson for Paintballing.co.uk, who conducted the survey, commented: ‘Sometimes guys say these things to women thinking that they will see it in the same jest with which the comment was said. This is often not the case.

‘I’m not at all surprised that ‘when’s it due’ came out top of the poll, no one likes to be thought of as fat.’

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老娘最討厭人家問我:

『妳什麼時候要退休?』

綠呆老公已提前退休,

領著微薄的月退俸,

因為兩個孩子都還在就學,

雖然老娘上班很辛苦,

但是還是要賺錢才行,

總不忍讓孩子去申請助學貸款啊!

一畢業就欠一屁股債,

不是很可憐嗎?
 


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吉米布萊特
關心預產期還被痛恨..男人真難為啊..

幫忙停車是紳士行為啊..
女人..不是希望男人體貼一點..
2013-04-10 14:46:15
版主回應
Dear 吉米,
原文是說對《沒懷孕的女人》說:『預產期在什麼時候?』
意思不就是說女人肚子肥胖嗎?難怪會被痛恨.
2013-04-10 22:21:27
悠悠
一付無關痛癢
自以為是的男人
真的還滿討厭的
2013-04-10 18:52:03
版主回應
最怕男人只會出一張嘴,說妳看起來很累,卻不動手幫妳做家務。
2013-04-10 22:18:26
艾瑞斯 Iris Zu
不過「你看起來很累」為什麼也不喜歡?
2013-04-10 22:06:32
版主回應
英國女人大概不喜歡被男人這樣講,「你看起來很累」,表示你沒有吸引力啊!
2013-04-10 22:16:08
Jimmy
看了這篇,我有些好奇女生最喜歡聽到的話又是哪些?
經網路搜尋後個人推測,
酷媽目前最喜歡聽到的一句話應該是:

妳最近好像變瘦了!

哈哈哈!
2013-04-14 06:36:12
版主回應
Dear Jimmy,

可惜體重計不會說謊話。

我也有些好奇男生最喜歡聽到的話又是哪些?
2013-04-14 15:55:07
將將
啊!!!!!!!!
這邊居然有IRIS的留言
真是太令我驚訝了
這傢伙消失很久了耶!!!!!!!!!
2014-07-19 23:16:30
版主回應
已經是一年多前的留言,不知道為什麼關台了?
2014-07-20 06:12:25
將將
去年四月份左右關台的吧~印象中

她喔~因為很忙不能更文
所以就把台關起來
說她不想要讓人氣變少
之類的~

後來還是沒開台阿
我也有一陣子沒跟他聯絡了~哈
2014-07-23 15:33:59
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