今天看了報紙！深情酷玩樂團主唱！在網站上(www.coldplay.com)公佈了一首新歌獻給愛妻及愛女！他真酷
The Nappies by Coldplay
Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you frown,
With your hormones bouncing up and down
Sometimes you're happy, sometimes your sad.
But the weird nine months that you have had,
There's shit going down that you can't disguise,
When your boobs dem got ten times the size,
The cups gone up from an A to D
It's bad for you but it's fun for me.
Now just cos a little bit of rumpy pump.
Now you're walking round with a great big bump.
You might have thought as you we're French
You woulda said NON
or at least you woulda made me stick a condom on.
I think you might find that it's really fun,
An oven's no use unless you make a bun
It's something to learn, it really is,
Now you know what that sticky stuff is
I'll be there , though the thin and the thick.
Im gonna clean up all the poo and the sick,
I'll be there to make you happy
And keep everything clean,
I'll change the nappy for the washing machine
I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy
And I'll bring in the bread.
I'll be the nanny, you can go out instead
And i know you'll be grumpy that's what everyone sees
And you're not gonna hump me for forty two days,
if you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it
Then i'll take my *#@ and vasectomise it
I anit no baddy
Sometimes i make you saddy
I aint no baddy
I anit no baddy
I am your baby's daddy
Crawl this way, bawl this way
How cute he is.... ^^
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