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What's worse than your dentist telling you have herpes?
Your mother telling you.
What do you call two African-American motorcycle cops?
Chocolate CHiPs.
Why was Bunker Hill slimy?
"The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Why are most men so depressed?
They have cocks that can't crow.
What did the cannibals who caught a politician have for dinner?
Baloney sandwiches.
What do you do when you Kotex catches fire?
Throw it on the floor and Tampon it.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on a roll?
Frank.
Define "conceit." A mosquito with a hard-on floating down the river on
his back shouting, "Open the drawbridge!"
Why did the whorehouse in the leper colony close?
The tips weren't worth it.
What do you call a gay man who's had a vasectomy?
A seedless fruit.
What has two cherries and dances?
100 Radio City Music Hall Rockettes.
Hear about the JAP who asked her father for fifty dollars to do shopping?
"Forty dollars," He screamed, "what are you gonna do with thirty dollars?"
What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
The wrinkles.
The case was dismissed because the evidence wouldn't stand up in court.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?
A two-ton pickup.
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket.
Define "premature ejaculation" in French.
Ooh la la---so soon?
What does a house wife in Malibu wear to a funeral?
Her black tennis dress.
How does a Pole keep his dinner warm?
He puts tin foil up his nose.
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