What do you call a homosexual's athletic supporter?
A fruit cup.
Why didn't the eunuch cross the road?
He just didn't have the balls.
What do you get when you cross a Chinaman with a Frenchman?
A Frenchman who eats your laundry.
How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to do it.
How can you tell Italian women are embarrassed by their long hair?
Because they wear long gloves to cover it up.
Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?"
Gay patient: "Is that so? What's the card say?"
What do you call a nun in a blender?
Twisted Sister.
What's blue and comes in Brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Where do women pilots sit?
In the cuntpit.
How do you wipe out 250 Puerto Rican families?
Blow up K-Mart.
Why doesn't Smoky the Bear have any children?
Because every time his wife gets hot, he hits her over the head with his shovel.
Two conceited people fucking--
She: "Aren't I tight?"
He: "No, just full."
When is a wet dream hazardous?
When you're under a electric blanket.
What do you call a faggot in the navy?
A Rear Admiral.
What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants?
"Where's the beef?"
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Spaniard?
Spic and Span.
What do you call two women in a freezer?
Cold cunts.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door?
Matt.
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