小克的點點滴滴 看過了這麼多的人的新聞台 我想 也是自己該開一個站的時候了 做吧

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麦 First Scene
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a rich businessman living in New York City with his wife and his mother. He was so rich that he always purchased a variety of magnificent villas to please his beautiful wife and employed many faithful servants to look after his old mother. One day, something unexpected happened to him. He lost his wallet that containing one trillion dollars while he was on his way home…

Businessman’ wife: Honey~ I miss you so much all day long!!
Businessman: This is extremely terrible! I really should kill myself!
B’s wife: Honey~ what’s wrong? You look so bad.
B’man: Well… Dear I… I…I… made such a big mistake that I… I lost my wallet on my way home…
B’wife: What? You lost your wallet? YOU BIG FOOL!! How much money do you lose?
B’man: Well… it’s… it’s… it’s just only one trillion dollars…
B’s wife: Just one trillion dollars? YOU! I really should kill you!
B’s man: Oh~ No~ don’t hurt me, please, dear~ I beg your pardon. I promise I’ll try my best to find the losing money… I PROMISE!
B’s mother: What’s wrong with you? I heard you make such big noise!
B’s wife: Oh~ Mother~ you know what he did? He lost one trillion dollars!
B’s mother: What? You said my dear son lost one dollar?
B’s wife: No~ I said he lost one trillion dollars!
B’s mother: What? You said my dear son lost two dollars?
B’s wife: No~ I said~ He lost one trillion dollars!
B’s mother: What? Three dollars?
B’s wife: No~ I said~ One trillion dollars!
B’s mother: What? FOUR DOLLARS? And he’s going to kill you ugly bastard?
B’s wife: Shoot! How many times I’ve told you~ I said one trillion dollars!! YOU OLD BASTARD!!
B’s mother: Oh~ No~ Oh~ No~ don’t hurt me~ I’m just a poor little girl…
B’s man: Oh~ Dear… Please don’t be so angry. I… I promise that I’ll make the loss of the money within these days. Please just keep calm… dear…
B’s wife: OK! This is what you promise me. You’ll get the money back.But… If you cannot, I’ll kill you, understand?
B’s man: Yes. I promise!
B’s mother: Yes. My dear son will not kill you~ I promise!