嘿咻遇獅男裸逃女遭噬

辛巴威情侶野戰驚悚下場

2013年03月08日

野戰遭獅噬示意圖
一對辛巴威情侶在矮灌木叢中相好時，竟出現一頭獅子攻擊他們，男子全裸驚慌逃走，女子不幸被咬死。

【莊蕙嘉╱全球綜合外電報導】辛巴威一對情侶日前在灌木叢做愛時，遭獅子攻擊，光溜溜的男子情急下竟拋下女友逃命，當他帶警方趕回現場時，女友已被咬死。

辛巴威媒體報導，北部卡里巴鎮當漁夫的男子穆札拉巴尼，與女友瑪維爾常到郊外的灌木叢打野戰。這對情侶周二再度到灌木叢幽會，兩人脫光衣服調情、準備炒飯時，一頭獅子突然從兩人身後出現大吼。穆札拉巴尼顧不得身體全裸、只有那話兒戴著保險套，拋下瑪維爾拔腿狂奔。

A lion reportedly attacked a man and woman having sex in a bush in Africa, killing the woman.

News website My Zimbabwe reports that Sharai Mawera and an unidentified male were having sex in a bushy area of a Zimbabwe village when a lion attacked them.

"Unfortunately the woman, who was also known as Mai Desire, was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked and he was only wearing a condom," a source reportedly told the outlet. "The two were having their quality time near Mahombekombe Primary School."

The man eventually notified police who, along with officials from the Zimbabwe Parks & Wildlife Management Authority, accompanied him to the scene where they allegedly found the woman's mauled body, according to the report.

The Huffington Post reached out to the Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management to confirm details of the attack but did not immediately receive a response.

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maul

KK [mɔl] DJ [mɔ:l]

大木槌; 楔頭大錘[C]

n. 名詞

大木槌; 楔頭大錘[C]

vt. 及物動詞

毆打, 打傷; 抓破
The hunter was mauled by a lion. 獵人被獅子弄傷。
粗手粗腳地擺弄, 粗暴地對待

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女怕嫁錯郎，真是一點都沒錯。遇到自私又無能的爛咖，連命也賠上了。

那個男的，既然是漁夫，為何不邀女友到船上？既安全又浪漫舒適。兩人在灌木叢炒飯應該不會舒服，因為木頭和樹枝都會刺刺的，而且被蟲子蛇蠍什麼的咬到就很慘了。

那頭獅子，吃那女的，不吃那個男的，大概是怕吞到保險套會消化不良。真聰明啊！

老娘演繹的結論：辛巴威的獅子比人聰明。

Can you feel the love tonight

Can you feel the love tonight
Lyrics:Tim Rice Music:Elton John

There's a calm surrender to the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind can be turned away
An enchanted moment, and it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you

And can you feel the love tonight
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

There's a time for everyone if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours

有一股寧靜臣服在白晝的繁忙之下
當狂風中的熱息也轉了方向
喜悅的時刻，引領著我前進
只要與你同在，對奮戰不懈的戰士而言那已足夠

今晚，你感受到愛了嗎？
就在我倆四週
對瞠目結舌的漂泊者來說，那已足夠
我們已走了這麼遠
今晚你感受到愛了嗎？
它準備要躺下休息了
能讓國王與流浪者崇信最佳人選，那已足夠

每個人都有機會，只要他們明白
變幻的美麗景緻依序感動著我們
狂野的大自然有其規律與意義
當命運多舛的航海者的心與你的心一同跳動......