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有趣的股市者心聲

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有趣的股市者心聲
送給2008 年所有進入股市者
趣味十足  博君一笑
 
並祝  週末愉悅

                                                              
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從上海證券 報節錄了幾則短文與您分享                     
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2008年進入股市者:                                                
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武松進去,肉鬆出來;寶馬進去,自行車出來;         
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> 皮大衣進去,三點式出來;老闆進去,打工仔出來;                    
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> 鱷魚進去,壁虎出來;蟒蛇進去,蚯蚓出來;                          
> 老虎進去,小貓出來;別墅進去,草棚出來;                          
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> 站著進去,躺著出來;牽著狗進去;被狗牽出來;                      
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> 坐火箭進去,坐潛艇出來;                                          
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> 總之,就是地球進去也會變乒乓球出來                                
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> 當我們沒進入股市的時候,傻子也都在賺錢;                            
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> 當我們興沖沖地闖進去後,才發現自己太傻啦。                      
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> 天蒼蒼,野茫茫,今年的股市太渺茫;                                
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> 水彎彎,路長長,被套的日子還很長。                                
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> 風蕭蕭兮股市寒,鈔票一去兮不復還。  

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> 某日股市大跌,張三下午收盤後很是鬱悶,回到家哩,碰巧兒子放學回家,


> 叫了聲 " 爹",張三勃然大怒," 不能叫跌 (爹 ) 要叫價漲〈家長 )"。                                
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>  晚上張三的弟弟張四來串門子,進門後叫了聲 " 哥" ,張三拉長了臉:  
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>  " 不能叫割 (哥 ) ,要叫凶漲 (兄長 )。                            
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