昨天晚上, 女王按照自己原定的計畫上健身房, 做完跑步機, 游完泳後, 女王累攤了坐在置物櫃前…
Last night, following my original plan working out in the gym, I had done the running machine and swimming. And then, I was sitting slackly in front of the closets…
那時是晚間九點零幾分, 置物櫃前除了我之外只剩下一位年約四十好幾的女性, 女王每天游泳都會見到他, 她都會用一種觀察的眼神看女王, 我還在想, 這個韓國女人大概是沒見過台灣女人吧… 她坐著疊著自己的衣服, 在寧靜的空氣中突然自言自語了起來…
That time was several minutes past nine. Besides me, there was only one other 40 something woman in the room. Actually I almost saw her everyday when I go swimming. She always looked at me with the very weird eye contact. I was guessing “Maybe this Korean woman had never seen Taiwanese woman before…” She was sitting also and folding her clothes, and then, suddenly, she started to talked…
“方奇, 你不要再來纏著我了, 你已經都死了, 幹麻還纏著我不放, 快走吧~ 我不想在看到你了!”
“Fong-Chi, don’t harass me any more! You are dead already, why are you still harassing me? Go away! I don’t want to see you any more!”
“方奇是誰?? 這裡不是就只有我和她??” 女王心裡頓時顫慄起來, 雞皮疙瘩在強忍下還是噴出幾粒, “假裝不懂中文, 假裝我是外國人~” 女王只有起身拿了洗澡的用具就裝自然地走去淋浴室, 逃離那個恐怖的大陸女性.. (很標準的北京腔, 一聽便知是從大陸過來..)
“Who is Fong-Chi? Are there only me and her?” I was quivered. Even though I tried not to but the gooseflesh still came out some on my body. “Pretend I don’t understand Mandarin at all! Pretend I am a alien!” I could just stand up, took my showering stuffs and pretend to walk inside the shower room naturally, in order to stay away the Chinese woman. (She speaks in a very neat Beijing accent so that I knew she is from China for sure.)
媽呀~ 到底是怎樣? 她是見我長的像她以前的情敵還是真的有位靈界的朋友在那空間?? 多恐怖?? 架恐怖~ 無敵恐怖~ 不能形容的恐怖~ 這個人到底是怎樣?
Oh my God~ What’s the hell going on here? She though I looked like her rival in love or there was a real ghost in the same room at that moment? How horrifying was it? Well, SUPER SCARYING, ENOURMOUSLY SCARYING! I couldn’t describe that horror! What the hell was this woman doing?
今天又看到她了, 女王老實講已經把她當鬼了~ 不管她是看見鬼還是和鬼說話, 總之女王上的健身房就是有鬼了~ 媽呀~~
I saw her tonight again!! To tell you the truth, I took her as a ghost already! No matter it’s because she can see ghosts or can talk to the ghosts, anyway, there is ghost in the gym I go workout! Oh~ My~ God~~~
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