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The Lonely Island - Japan

It is an undeniable fact that The Lonely Island is saving the comedy.

The American comedy troupe recently released their second studio album Turtleneck & Chain. Several songs like "I Just Had Sex", "Jack Sparrow", and "Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde" have already made huge impacts on the Internet.

Some other songs are gold too, like "Japan". The storyline of the song is straight, fun, and cheesy. The boys are trying to be total douchebags and make their label turn what they wrote into reality. Just look at the lyrics. And seriously, the song itself is sort of decent.

However, owing to the disaster that struck Japan months ago, The Lonely Island is definitely not rushing to promote the song or make a music video. In fact, they have even considered removing this track from their album. So we'll see.

The Lonely Island - Japan

Wow, I can't believe we're in Japan!
Look at all the lights, the food, the people!
Wow!

We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)
We've never been to Japan so we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
And our label has to pay for it

Here we are at our five star hotel
The one from Lost in Translation (In Japan!)
The views are amazing
And there's champagne waiting
Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy!)

And now the label has to pay for the video (Yay!)
And pay for everything that we say (No matter what!)
For example, I'll be getting a massage right now
And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive! Who cares?)

Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (Mmm!)
And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland
And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for

'Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!)
The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends
But we are white and we're friends (In Japan!)

At this point in the video, we'll be super drunk (Weee! Haha!)
And standing near some dragon (Rawr!)
And then we'll buy some stinky used girls' panties
Out of one of those pervert vending machines (Hehehehehe!)
Now we've seen sumo wrestling live (Cool!)
Unless we get dropped by our label

'Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us!)
It's all part of our master plan
To get some much needed R&R at the expense of Universal Records (River section!)

Wow, look at all this Japanese money!
It's called yen. I heard it's worth more than American money.
Let's dump it in the river!

[Phone rings] Moshi moshi!
Guys, it's the label. This video is really expensive and it's like'
Bye!

Pokemon!
Dump it in the river!
A rental car!
Dump it in the river!
This old guy!
Dump him in the river!
And now we're flying home first class

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