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第1名—？名言：「Its power corrupts all who desire it.」（它的權力腐化所有渴望它的人。）
第2名—魔戒遠征隊名言：Aragorn:「If by me life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword.」（如我所願、不論生死、我將保衛你，你有我的劍。）—Legolas:「and you have my bow.」（還有我的弓。）—Gimli:「and my axe.」（還有我的斧。）—Boromir:「You carry the fate of us all little one.」（你有我們全體的生命。）—Elrond:「Nine companions, so be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.」（9個夥伴，就如此吧，你們就是魔戒遠征隊！）
第3名—Gollum 咕魯名言：「It is mine... my own... my... preciousssss.」（是我的… 我佔的… 我的… 寶貝。）
第4名—Gandalf 白袍巫師甘道夫名言：—「You cannot pass! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!」（汝不能過！汝不能過！）
第5名—？名言：「The beacon! The beacon of Amon Di is lit!」（峰火！峰火點燃了！）
第6名—Arwen 亞玟名言：「If you want him, come and claim him!」（想抓他，先過我這關！）
第7名—Legolas 精靈弓箭手勒茍拉斯名言：「There is a fell voice on the air.」（~空氣中有邪惡的聲音~）
第8名—Sam 哈比人山姆名言：「I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to」（我立過誓啊！ Mr Frodo，一個 Samwise Gamgee 你別丟下他的誓言—所以我不離開，我不離開。）
第9名—強獸人名言：「The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.」（人的世紀結束了，強獸人的世紀開始了。）
第10名—Frodo 哈比人佛羅多名言：「How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand there *is* no going back? There are some things time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep... and take hold.」（你如何能重拾過去的人生？當你內心明白無可挽回了，你如何能繼續？有些事連時間也不能撫平，有些傷害… 深到你掌握不住。）
▉Treebeard 法貢森林樹人樹鬚名言：
—「Side! I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side.」
（選邊？我誰也不選，因為沒人站在我這邊。）
▉Gollum 咕魯名言：
—「It is mine... my own... my... preciousssss.」（是我的… 我佔的… 我的… 寶貝。）
—「Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us. My precious... Curse them! We hates them! It's ours it is... and we wants it!」（哪去了？哪去了？他們偷走了我的寶貝… 詛咒他們！我們恨他們！它是我們的… 我… 我們要它！）
Gollum: Smeagol... Why do you cry, Smeagol?
Smeagol: Cruel men hurts us. Master tricks us.
Gollum: Of course he did. I told you he was tricksy. I told you he was false.
Smeagol: Master is our friend... our friend.
Gollum: Master betrayed us.
Smeagol: No, not it's business. Leave us alone!
Gollum: Filthy little hobbites. They stole it from us.
Smeagol: No... No!
Faramir: What did they steal?
Gollum: Myyy PRECIOUSSS!
▉Legolas 精靈弓箭手勒茍拉斯名言：
—「There is a fell voice on the air.」（空氣中有股邪惡的聲音~）
—「Something draws near. I can feel it.」（有股邪惡的東西靠近了~）
—「A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind.」
（有股邪惡的威脅正在蠢蠢欲動~）
—「We cannot linger.」（不要徘徊~）
—「A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night.」（~）
▉Gimli 矮人金靂名言：
—「Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.」
（放馬過來吧，只要還有一口氣，先過我這關！）
—「Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?」
（必死無疑的成功機會，我們還等什麼？）
—「There's plenty for the both of us, may the best dwarf win.」
▉Gandalf 白袍巫師甘道夫名言：
—「I would use this Ring to do good. But through me... it would do a great evil.」
（我願使魔戒向善，可是… 它在我手上，威脅會更大。）
—「All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we are given.」
（我們所該做的決定是在有生之時，該做什麼？）
—「You cannot pass! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!」（汝不能過！汝不能過！！）
—「There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil.」
（這世界上除了邪惡的意志橫行，還有別的意志在。）
—「The board is set... the pieces are moving.」（，。）
—「There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope.」（，。）
—「Pity? Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.」（，。）
▉Arwen 亞玟名言：
—「If you want him, come and claim him!」（想抓他，先過我這關！）
—「There is still hope.」（還有希望~）
Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought I had wandered into a dream.
Aragorn: The same blood flows in my veins. The same weakness.
Arwen: Your time will come. You will face the same evil, and you will defeat it.
▉Eowyn 王女伊歐玟名言：
—「Ride with me!」（跟我上！）
—「I am no man!」（我不是臭男人！）
—「Your words... are poison.」（你的話… 有毒。）
Aragorn: You have some skill with a blade.
Eowyn: Women of this country learned long ago that those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.
Aragorn: What do you fear, milady?
Eowyn: A cage. To stay behind bars until use and old age accept them and all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire.
Aragorn: You're the daughter of kings. A shield maiden of Rohan. I do not think that will be your fate.
▉Aragorn 亞拉岡名言：
—「I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.」
（我看到你們眼中的，。）
—「Open war is upon you whether you risk it or not.」（這是由不得你、全面的戰爭。）
—「We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torment and death. Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc.」（只要還有一口氣，我們不會放棄 Merry 和 Pippin。輕裝行進，能放下的就放下，讓我們追那些強獸人吧！）
—「My friends, you bow to no one.」（我的朋友，你們不向任何人下跪。）
—「Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.」（夥伴們，天黑前別停下來。）
—「It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek.」
—「There was an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men.」
Aragorn: Gondor calls for aid!
Theoden: And Rohan will answer!
—「This day does not belong to one man but to all. Let us together rebuild this world that we may share in the days of peace.」（，。）
▉Frodo 哈比人佛羅多名言：
—「How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand there *is* no going back? There are some things time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep... and take hold.」（你如何能重拾過去的人生？當你內心明白無可挽回了，你如何能繼續？有些事連時間也不能撫平，有些傷害… 深到你掌握不住。）
—「Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima」（，。）
—「I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.」
（但願魔戒從未在我身上，但願這一切都沒發生。）
—「I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it.」
（我知道我的應該，只是… 我還是會怕。）
—「I cannot do this alone…」（我一個人不行…）
—「I cannot go back…」（我不能回頭…）
—「I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart.」（）
—「There is no promise you can make that I can trust.」（，。）
—「You cannot always be torn in two, Sam. You must be one and a whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy.」（，。）
—「The last pages are for you, Sam.」（，。）
▉Sam 哈比人山姆名言：
—「I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to」（我立過誓啊！ Mr Frodo，一個 Samwise Gamgee 你別丟下他的誓言—所以我不離開，我不離開。）
—「Don't go where I can't follow! 」（別到我不能去的地方！）
—「Po-tay-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.」（，。）
—「Rosie Cotton, dancin'. There were ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to marry someone, it would've been her. It would've been her.」（，。）
—「please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.」
▉Pippin 哈比人梅里&皮聘名言：
—「What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?」（，。）
—Pippin:「I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse.」（，。）
—「Home is behind the world ahead, and there are many paths to tread, through shadow, to the edge of night, till the stars are all alight. Mist and shadow, cloud and shade. All shall fade, all shall... fade.」
Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No
Pippin: I think we are
Merry: Shh! Gandalf's thinkin'
Pippin: Merry?
Merry: What?
Pippin: I'm hungry
▉Galadriel 名言：
—「Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.」
（如此微不足道的小人物，也能改變未來的方向。）
—「Some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth... Darkness crept back into the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come.」（，。）
—「The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost, for none now live who remember it.」（，。）
▉Boromir 法拉墨之兄波羅莫名言：
—「It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.」（命運崎嶇，要我們承受這小東西帶來的許多恐懼和懷疑，如此微不足道。）
—「What is this new devilry?」（又有什麼新的邪惡？）
—「This is no mine. It's a tomb!」（此非礦地，是墳地！）
—「Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.」（Gondor 沒有王，Gondor 不需要王。）
—「I ask only for the strength to defend my people.」（我只求有能力保衛我的人民。）
▉Theoden 洛汗國國王希優頓名言：
—「Hail the victorious dead!」
—「So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?」（，。）
—「No parent should have to bury their child.」（，。）
—「I would have you smile again... not grieve for those whose time has come.」（，。）
▉Elrond 名言：
—「Men? Men are weak.」（）
—「Put aside the ranger. Become who you were born to be.」（，。）
—「This is your test. Every path you have trod through, wilderness, through war, has led to this road.」（，。）
▉Saruman 薩魯曼名言：
—「Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now...」
—「The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.」（，。）
▉Sauron 名言：
—「You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only death.」
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