A-what u will get for ur mom's birthday?
R-Suprise her enough maybe.Not sure.maybe some perfume,soap or a grandchild would be nice.how about you?
A-where the hell u can get a grandchild?
R-Aaaaaah...You found it.I told them to hide if they saw any cute firl writing short sentences on MSN beating a sheep.id that good?buy child in market maybe.
A-you pay me 1 million,I have kids with you.
R-1 million NT.ok.you want to have kid for me?
A-just thought about it,1million not enough.experience phsical sickness and get fat after labor.want more money.
R-you can't offer one million then put it up.I told you how to bargain.people won't deal with you if you say one price then go higer.ask your dad about this.
A-well,n this case it's different,I'm the seller,not the buyer.no need to bargain.this is the baby we are talking about,human being.give some respect.
R-thats a load of rubbish.seller can negotiate and buyer too.you said one million then when I agree you say more.how ridiculous.have respect.this is bargain.
A-1 million is the 1st payment,I want more means 2nd,3rd payment.you want or not?too much rubbish I'll change my mind.
R-not interested.thanks
A-fine then.but don't beg me if you change your mind.
R-ok,don't hold your breath.Nicola already willing to do it for free.
A-oh ya?ok you go there have kids with her then.I knew ur trick,u trying to bargain in different way.5million,one last chance.u get happy life and cute kid.
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