
Khao Sarn Road Syndrome
1. I shall wear a as big backpack as possible to bear proud witness of my creed.
2. I shall not leave Khao Shan Road without a Lonely Planet guide.
3. I shall wear the traditional international backpacker’s uniform and don at least one piece of local clothing (e.g. conical hat in Vietnam, a krama in Cambodia etc) to show my oneness with Asian people.
4. I shall eat banana pancakes and Phat Thai on regular basis, for it is quintessential Asian food.
5. I shall stay in the cheapest guest house. More money for beer.
6. I shall drink the local beer, for I shall always endeavor to be in tune with local culture and because it is cheapest.
7.I shall make pilgrimage to a Full Moon Party on Hat Rin at least once in my life.
8. I shall bargain without mercy and hone my skill to a sharp edge, so that I can proudly proclaim our sacred motto “I get it for less than the Local.”
9. I shall not Khao Sarn Road without having my hair colored, dreadlocked, corn-rolled or shave off.
這是我在曼谷高山路上買的T-shirt上的文字。
CHKO’s answers:
1. 是的
2. 是的
3. 沒有,但是我買了一枚手鼓和這件T-shirt
4. 當然
5. 絕對正確
6. 這是一定要的
7. 沒有耶
8. 我盡力了
9. 如果我做了,我老媽肯定把我逐出家門
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