有一天，一個男人走進一家酒吧，後面跟著一隻豬 ...
Once upon a time, there was a man walking into a bar, followed by him was a pig....
這隻豬的四隻腳都沒了，換成四根木棍當作義肢 ...
The pig was handicapped, he had lost all his legs and was fixed up with peg legs....
店裡的酒保就問這個男人：你的豬真奇怪，牠為什麼沒有腳？
The bartender asked this man, "you have a weird pig, what happened to the legs??"
男人答道：我這隻豬可是很厲害的，想當初我們家還很窮，住在草屋裡，結果這隻豬在後院嗅東嗅西時，發現了石油，讓我發了財，蓋了洋房，又蓋了游泳池。
Man said, "This isn't an ordinary pig. When we were living in poverty, this pig found oil well in the back yard when he was sniffing around. We became rich over night, built luxury house with a big pool."
酒保驚訝的說不出話來，過了一會又問道：對了，那他的腳是怎麼回事？
The bartender startled for a while, and asked, "so what's wrong with the legs???"
男人說道：你知道，我這隻豬可是很厲害的，有一天，我五歲的小孩獨自一人在游泳池裡溺水了，結果牠跳進游泳池把我兒子叼了出來，還幫他作口對口人工呼吸！
The man answered, "you know, my piggy isn't an ordinary one. There was a day when my 5-year-old little boy drown in the pool, the pig jumped right into the pool, pull him to the pool side and gave my boy a CPR. He saved my boy!!!"
酒保更驚訝了，又問：那他的腳怎麼會？...
The bartender couldn't be more stunned, he asked again, "but...why is the pig handicapped???"
男人開始有點不耐煩：我說過了，這是一隻很厲害的豬，有一天半夜我們家廚房失火，牠搖醒全部的家人，並獨自把火撲滅！！
The man started losing his patience. "I already said it, this is not an ordinary pig. One night my house was caught in fire, the pig woke everyone up and put out the fire all on his own!!!"
酒保：先生！我是問你你的豬為什麼沒有腳 ...
The bartender went, "Sir, I was asking you why this pig is handicapped???"
男人一臉不悅的回答：如果你有一隻這麼厲害的豬 ... ...
The man looked troubled, "Dude, if you had a pig that is so extraordinary........
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你會一次把牠吃完嗎？
"would you finish it all at once???"
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