前天下載了icq，很想用用這新玩意兒，但每當上線都沒有認識的人在線上，想要找個人聊天，就按了上面的一個找朋友聊天的功能，跑出一個視窗，一個叫Aaron的男生，住在usa，年紀20。嗯!就是他了!
hello,nice to meet u
按下傳訊，期待他的回應，不久他就回覆....
Aaron: hi, a/s/l?
「哇!他回我了」心情真是有夠興奮與期待，但a/s/l是啥意思啊??我馬上回覆(￡u￡u就是我)
￡u￡u:un...my english is very pool,but i want to study(我先聲明自己英文不好)
Aaron: im 20/m/usa
￡u￡u: i'm 18,a taiwan girl
Aaron: cool, what do u look like
￡u￡u: un...,how to say....,i don't know
Aaron: im 5'10", 130 lbs, short dark brown hair, hazel eyes (他們的單位該怎麼換算啊???)
￡u￡u: i'm 173cm,60kg,long brown hair,black eyes
Aaron: sounds sexy :)
￡u￡u: some word i can't read,so i don't know what u mean,sorry~~
Aaron: u sound beautiful
￡u￡u: oh,thank you,i have picture
Aaron: :)
￡u￡u: do you want to see?
Aaron: of course
￡u￡u: wait...
Aaron: :)
￡u￡u: ok~~
￡u￡u: ha,so fun
Aaron: which one r u? (哇email真的是無國界，一下他就收到了)
￡u￡u: you think???
Aaron: the one on the right?
￡u￡u: yes
Aaron: : beautiful
￡u￡u: why do you know??
Aaron: cause im looknig at yuor picture
￡u￡u: thank you
Aaron: its got me aroused (aroused是啥意思啊??)
￡u￡u: ha^_^(因為我看不懂只好以微笑來回應他)
￡u￡u: can you spsak chinese???(現在想想問的很笨，要是知道他就跟我講中文吧)
Aaron: no
Aaron: :)--------8=========D
￡u￡u: what mean???(那時我看不懂那是啥意思，但現在...我看的懂了....他還真低級)
Aaron: its a stick figure, look at it sideways (我現在查字典還是不懂他在講啥)
￡u￡u: ha....,i don't know what u mean
Aaron: :) my face, ------ my body, 8======D, guess what that is
￡u￡u: un....i can't guess(那時跟本不知道他在講啥，腦中一片亂),do you have picture???
Aaron: well, that last thing was my dick
￡u￡u: what is dick?
Aaron: penis (現在我查字典也找不出那兩個單字，但其實看得懂圖案就知道是啥了....)
￡u￡u: un...sorry,i just don't know
Aaron: dont know what
Aaron: its between my legs (現在我完全了解他在講啥)
￡u￡u: i see you(那時我收到他寄的照片)
Aaron: :)
Aaron: yuor picture makes me horny, lol (啥???不懂，當時恨不得手上就有一本字典)
￡u￡u: joe vavak is your name??
Aaron: no, he is the photographer (那是攝影師的名字)
￡u￡u: not bad~(我想跟他說他長的還不錯，其實也還好，只是客套話)
Aaron: sorry, i dont have nudes
￡u￡u: what is undes?
Aaron: nudes- naked pictures (我查了字典，是裸照的意思吧)
￡u￡u: sorry ,my english is pool(看不懂英文真的很累，所以只好一直說我英文很爛)
Aaron: porn (查了字典，應該是色情的意思)
￡u￡u: ha^_^(唉~~~~當時無知的我竟然還對他笑，真是.....)
Aaron: hehehe
Aaron: i wish u did
￡u￡u: i wish too
Aaron: id use those pictures, hehe
￡u￡u: ???don't know(不懂)
Aaron: if u had porn pictures of u, i would masturbate to them (哇哩咧~~雖然不完全懂，但想一定是很低級的話!!)
他就下線了....真搞不懂美國小孩在想什麼，或許是國情不同吧，
我想...異國戀情對我來說是不可能了吧...而且我的英文是爛到不能在爛
唉~~他破壞我的美夢，還以為我會交到一個又英俊又浪漫又有風度的外國朋友
結果竟然第一次聊天卻碰到如此....的人(不予置評)
唉~~~遇人不淑，被人家虧還不知道，還一直認為他是很好的人，對他友善
還不是我英文很破，不然我要是知道他講那番話我一定會罵他的，哼!!
噁心的傢伙:p
網路真是虛幻的世界啊~~~唉唉唉
照片上就是那位先生啦....
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