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邪惡的願望



有一天,一個女人外出打高爾夫球. 當她把球打進樹林裡時,
她進入樹林裡尋找小白球並且發現了一隻青蛙在陷阱裡.
A woman was out golfing one day
when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

這隻隻青蛙告訴這個女人說:如果你釋放我,我將回報妳三個願望..
The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap,
I will grantyou 3 wishes."

所以這個女人釋放了青蛙.
青蛙說"謝謝你,
但是我忘了跟你提到這三個願望有一個附帶的條件那就是：
"當你許願的同時,你的老公將會比你好10倍".
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you,
but I failed to mention that
there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for,
your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

這個女人說:那沒問題.
The woman said that would be okay.

女人的第一個願望是:她要成為世界上最美麗的女人.
For her first wish,
she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.


青蛙警告她說:
妳確實了解到這個願望將會使你的老公也成為世界上最英俊的男人,
阿多尼斯(愛神 aphrodite所愛的美少年),別的女人將會蜂擁而至.
The frog warned her,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most
handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.


這個女人回答到: 這沒有關係,我將會是世界上最美麗的女人,
而他的眼睛將只會停留在我的身上,因此"卡啦"她變成世界上最美麗的女人.
The woman replied,
"That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful
woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So,KAZAM -she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

她的第二個願望是:她要成為世界上最有錢的女人.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

青蛙說:這將會使你的老公成為世界上最有錢的男人而且他會比你有錢十倍.
The frog said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world and
he will be ten times richer than you.

這女人說到:這也沒關係,因為我的就是他的,他的就是我的.
因此"卡啦"的一聲, 她成為世界上最有錢的女人.
The woman said,
"That will be okay because what is mine is his and
what is his is mine.
" So,KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!


這時青蛙要求她許下第三個願望,
於是她說到：我希望有一點點輕微的心臟病.
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered,"I'd like a mild heart attack."


備註 :
這個故事告訴我們的是 : 女人是非常聰明的,請不要隨意的惹她們.
Moral of the story : Women are clever bitches.Don't mess with them.