A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old
lamp.He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK,OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah."
This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these
wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and
thought about it for awhile and said, "I've always wanted to go to
hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge
To Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics
Of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
Think of how much concrete... how much steel!! No, think of another wish."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he
said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I
don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand
women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they
give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they
really want when they say nothing.... know how to make them truly happy...."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?
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