24h購物| | PChome| 登入
2009-09-19 03:25:00| 人氣386| 回應0 | 上一篇

老公體驗「一日一射」

推薦 0 收藏 0 轉貼0 訂閱站台




所謂「一日一射」計劃就是為了防止他的那個寶貝退化,所以決定要對那勞什子勤加操練,以免它退化變小,最後變成空氣……從此以後,天下成了咱們女人的天下了。這下可好,我們家開始了夜夜笙歌的時代,反正沒有孩子,老爹老媽又沒和我們一起住,他要瘋狂,那我們一起癲狂咯。於是每個晚上我們都上溫柔戰場。

前2周,朋友來家玩,在高談闊論「用進廢退」的大道理之後,老公似乎對達爾文的進化論產生了興趣,並決定實施他的「一日一射」的計劃。

  根據老公看完進化論得出的結論,某個東東要是長時間不用,就會退化,就像海豹的四肢退化成魚鰭,假如男人的那個東西長時間不用,那麼就會徹底變沒?

  所謂「一日一射」計劃就是為了防止他的那個寶貝退化,所以決定要對那勞什子勤加操練,以免它退化變小,最後變成空氣……從此以後,天下成了咱們女人的天下了。

  這下可好,我們家開始了夜夜笙歌的時代,反正沒有孩子,老爹老媽又沒和我們一起住,他要瘋狂,那我們一起癲狂咯。於是每個晚上我們都上溫柔戰場。

  在老公執行他的計劃1個星期之後,我漸漸發現他開始力不從心了,我也感到很疲乏,提不起興趣了,而他的寶貝似乎也沒有進化變得更大一點。

  昨天晚上,我們「進化」了之後,沒想到今早老公太睏倦都不想上班了,額的神,這算什麼事。

  是要補補了……問題是咋補呢?這事難道也和他那幫盡出餿主意的哥們說嗎?這個時候公司的小姑娘吳娜倒是給了我一點啟發。

  這小姑娘前些日子月經失調,晚上睡不著,就在網上下載了一個叫「求醫通」的網上在線醫療咨詢的桌面軟件,然後通過「求醫通」這個東東,大半夜的去咨詢網上在線醫生,沒想到這些求醫通的網上在線醫生還在線。求醫通的網絡在線醫生耐心地聽了她的描述的情況之後,推薦她去了一家離吳娜家最近、技術最好的醫院就診。經過調養,現在她的病完全只好了,省去了許多掛號四處求醫的麻煩。

  所以,今天中午就用公司電腦上下載了這個叫「求醫通」的網絡在線求醫的軟件,趁同事們午休打盹的當兒,我打開了這個軟件,賊兮兮地打字,生怕鍵盤聲音太大,招來八卦的男同事。

  就在中午大家都休息的時候,求醫通的在線醫生好像沒睡覺呢,看求醫通傳遞過來的信息,我就知道是一個女醫生在和我交流,幸好不是男滴!

  我告訴了求醫通在線女醫生俺們家上演的荒唐的一出,求醫通女醫生告訴我,這種「一日一射」非常不科學,男性的生殖器不可能存在「用進廢退」的情況,假如這樣長時間下去的話,男性很容易得男科疾病而女性會衰老得更快。

  對於老公現在很困乏、提不起「性趣」,勃起來不那麼硬的問題,求醫通的在線女醫生告訴了我,最近這段事件是不能性交『操練』了,因為,性交過度容易引起的陽虛,如果一段時間的休養之後,還不能勃起,那麼就要專門去男科醫院看病了。

  在咨詢求醫通之後,心裡才有了底,我想先讓老公休息一陣子,實在不行就上醫院。大家要是有什麼滋陰補陽的招數也告訴我一聲,小女子感激不盡了。

Marine lover

. Commodity content: 2 contains a group of fun underwear,Panties.
‧ commodity material: 100% POLYESTER.
. Size:: FREE SIZE, fitness wear 32 ~ 36 inch chest, fitness wear, 22 ~ 28 inch waist.
. Clothing long: about 64 cm (not including shoulder straps), adjustable shoulder strap length.
Sex Toys Adult Shop Singapore Malaysia


The so-called "1" is a plan to prevent the baby, so I decided to degradation of the LaoShenZi qijia practice, lest it degenerate into the air,... Since then, the world has become the world's woman.

Now, we started boys and age, no children, parents and stay with us again, he will crazy, we together madness. So we are gentle every night. Two weeks before the friend to come home and play, "in the discourse of" truth, husband seems to Darwin's theory of evolution, and the interest of the "one day he decided to implement a" plan.

According to the husband see after the conclusion of the evolution, a long time, if things don't like will degenerate into seals limbs degradation of the fins, if a man something for a long time, then can not completely changed? The so-called "1" is a plan to prevent the baby, so I decided to degradation of the LaoShenZi qijia practice, lest it degenerate into the air,... Since then, the world has become the world's woman.

Now, we started boys and age, no children, parents and stay with us again, he will crazy, we together madness. So we are gentle every night. The husband to carry out his plan after a week, I found he began gradually ambition,

I feel very tired, doesn't interest, and his baby seems no evolution becomes larger. Yesterday evening, we "evolution", but this morning after the husband too sleepy to work, god, this is what happened. To someone... Question is how fill?

It is also and his ideas for all of the elder brothers say? This company is the WuNa girl gave me some inspiration. The little girl kidnaped menstrual disorder, not sleep at night, in the Internet to download a call "doctor tong" online medical consultation, then the desktop software through "doctor" this dongdong, big go online consulting doctor, the doctor that these online doctors still online.

Seek out online doctor patiently listen to her description of the situation, recommended her to a WuNa from home recently, the best hospitals. By now, nurse she had omitted, completely healed many registered around the trouble. So, today at noon on the computer with company called the doctor download links "online seek software, while the siesta colleagues,

I opened the software, the thief xi xi ground type, afraid keyboard sound too big, bring gossip male colleagues. At midday rest when everyone, seek out online doctor didn't seem to sleep, look over the information transmission doctor tong, Sex Toys.

I know it's a woman doctor in communication, fortunately not with my male drop! I told the doctor tong online female doctor ans house on a ridiculous, doctor tong female doctor told me that this "1" very not science a male genitalia, and could not exist "

台長: 99
人氣(386) | 回應(0)| 推薦 (0)| 收藏 (0)| 轉寄
全站分類: 家庭生活(育兒、親子關係、婚姻) | 個人分類: September |
此分類上一篇:性侵模特兒 美印度裔設計師判刑59年

是 (若未登入"個人新聞台帳號"則看不到回覆唷!)
* 請輸入識別碼:
請輸入圖片中算式的結果(可能為0) 
(有*為必填)
TOP
詳全文