已笑尿!美國死小孩的奇葩段子(中英對照)
每年高考都湧向一批讓人哭笑不得的奇葩零分作文。你以為美國學生就不會麼?下面是從美國學生的作文裡面摘抄出來的句子:
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its 2 other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
Sue Lin Chong, Washington
她的臉是標準的橢圓形,就像一個圓的兩側被瘦腿機輕輕壓扁瞭一樣。- Sue Lin Chong(華盛頓)
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
Russell Beland, Springfield
她的眼鏡就像兩個棕色的圓圈,中間帶瞭一個大黑點。- Russell Beland(斯普林菲爾德)
He spoke with wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
Joseph Romm, Washington
他說的話帶有過來人的睿智,恰似一個人因為沒用帶針孔的盒子看日食,結果眼瞎瞭,然後此人走遍全國,到各所高校宣傳沒用帶針孔的盒子看日食會帶來怎樣的後果一樣。- Joseph Romm(華盛頓)
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ungbut gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills
鮑勃一臉困惑,就像一個本來打算進入到T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung卻誤進入到T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung的黑客一樣。-Ken Krattenmaker(藍道佛山市)
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
思緒在他頭腦中翻滾,不斷合並又分開,像洗衣機裡沒加防粘劑的內衣。- Chuck Smith(伍德佈裡奇)
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Unknown
她的詞匯很差,差得就像,像那啥似的。-佚名
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
Chuck Smith,Woodbridge
她的頭發在雨中閃爍,就像打噴嚏之後的鼻毛。- Chuck Smith(伍德佈裡奇)
He was as tall as a
台中抽水肥價格 six-foot-three-inch tree.
Jack Bross, Chevy Chase
他很高,恰似一棵六英尺三英寸(約1.9m)的樹。- Jack Bross(塞維蔡斯)
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring
冰雹從人行道上濺起來,好像被扔進油鍋炸的蛆。- Gary F. Hevel(銀泉)
Long separated by cruel fate, star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph,
台中水肥清運the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Jennifer Hart, Arlington
這對苦命鴛鴦曾被殘酷的命運分隔,現在他們從草地兩端跑向對方,就像兩列貨運火車,一輛以每小時55英尺的速度於下午6點36分離開克理夫蘭,另一輛以每小時35英尺的速度於下午4點19分離開托皮卡車站。- Jennifer Hart(阿林頓)
A politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
Wayne Goode, Madison,AL
政治傢走瞭,但沒人註意他,就像Dr Pepper罐頭上Dr.的句點一樣沒有存在感。- Wayne Goode(阿拉巴馬)
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan,s teeth.
Paul Kocak, Syracuse NY
他們住在典型的郊區社區,那兒的尖樁籬柵像南茜 克裡根的牙齒。- Paul Kocak, Syracuse NY(紐約州錫拉丘茲市)
John Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
Russell Beland, Springfield
約翰和瑪麗從來沒見過面。他們就像兩隻從來也沒見過面的蜂鳥一樣。- Russell Beland(斯普林菲爾德)
The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
Barbara Fetherolf, Alexandria
雷聲中帶著不祥,那聲音好像給戲劇中的雷雨場面配音時,幾個人在後臺搖晃一片薄金屬板一樣。- Barbara Fetherolf(亞歷山大)
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
Unknown
紅磚墻的顏色就像磚紅色的蠟筆一般。-佚名
Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
Sandra Hull, Arlington
就算到瞭晚年,祖父的思維仍然像捕獸夾一樣(註: 像捕獸夾一般敏銳的思維 是常用比喻),隻不過那個捕獸夾被放在外面太久瞭,已經銹死瞭。- Sandra Hull(阿林頓)
Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
Jerry Pannullo, Kensington
子彈打完瞭,就像打完瞭的子彈一樣。- Jerry Pannullo(肯辛頓)
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington
計劃很簡單,就像我的姐夫菲爾一樣簡單。但和菲爾不同的是,這計劃或許行得通。- Malcolm Fleschner(阿林頓)
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington
年輕的戰士臉上帶著渴望的神情,就是那種你幾天不吃東西露出的表情。- Malcolm Fleschner(阿林頓)
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
John Kammer, Herndon
他就像鴨子一樣笨。
台中馬桶不通並不是比喻句中的笨鴨子,而是一隻腦子有問題的真鴨子 也許因為踩瞭地雷而腦殘瞭。- John Kammer(赫爾頓)
Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can,t Believe It,s Not Butter.
Barbara Collier, Garrett Park
她的藝術感知力極其敏銳,猶如一個能分辨出黃油和 我不相信它不是黃油 牌人造黃油的人。- Barbara Collier(加列特公園)
Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
她的眼睛像清澈的水池,隻是他們忘記往裡面放清潔劑瞭。- Chuck Smith(伍德佈裡奇)
It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
疼的就像你不小心把舌頭釘在墻上那樣疼。- Brian Broadus(夏洛茨維爾市)
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