> >> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> >> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> >>
> >> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> >>
> >> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> >>
> >> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> >>
> >> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> >>
> >> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> >>
> >> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> >>
> >> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> SHOPPING MATH
> >>
> >> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> >>
> >> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> >>
> >> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> >>
> >> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> >>
> >> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> >>
> >> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> HAPPINESS
> >>
> >> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
> >little.
> >>
> >> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> >understand her at all.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> LONGEVITY
> >>
> >> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more
> >willing to
> >> die.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> >>
> >> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> >>
> >> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> >>
> >> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> >>
> >> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
> >>
> >> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
> >cackling, telling
> >> me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to
> >them at
> >> funerals.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
> >KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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