2003年8月12日
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我們用身體認識彼此
We get to know each other by our bodies
用身體交往
We date each other,
用身體談戀愛
have love affairs,
用身體傳達所有感情
and convey our feelings all by our bodies.
最後
At last
到最後
the very last
我們都忘了自己是誰
we all forget who we really are
角色扮演是很容易
Role-playing is easy
如果事實是
But what if the truth is that
大家都買同一個遊戲
we all buy the same video game,
都用同一本攻略呢？
with the same scenario?
也許找洞穴的位置不同
Maybe the position of holes isn't the same
道具入手的方式不同
the way to get the items isn't the same
打魔王的密技不同
the strategy to fight isn't the same
但結局只有一種
But there is only one ending.
(我知道也有多結局的遊戲
Sure there's some "open ending" game existed,
但結局的數目依然是固定的)
but the number of endings is fixed.)
如果柏拉圖式的戀愛是矯情
If Plato's love is twisted one
是實際性愛的變奏版
just a variation of actual sex
如果精神戀愛
If spiritual love
只是精神病患者的自圓其說
is just an excuse used by schiz
那對亡者的愛戀是什麼？
Then, what is the love for the deceased?
我希望不是戀屍癖
I hope it's not something like necrophilia.
(她噗地笑了一聲，說
She laughed and said,
這就是為什麼我要有兩個男人
This is why I need two men
一個用來做愛
one for making love
一個用來不做愛
one for not making love.
真是個奸巧的傢伙)
Female chauvinist.)
如果把這些臉紅心跳都抹滅
Without those brushing face and beating heart,
你會知道自己戀愛了嗎？
would you know you're in love?
就像
As if
如果把痛覺神經除去
your nerves been removed,
你會知道自己正在流血嗎？
would you know you're bleeding?
我真不懂自己為何這麼在乎
I just don't know I care so much
只因為戀愛的感覺無法維持半年
Simply because the feeling of "love" can't last six months
我就驚慌失措
I panicked as a result,
不知該換男友還是換做愛的姿勢
didn't know whether I should change boy friend or position when having sex.
如果能吃能睡就能過日子
If life is as easy as eating and sleeping,
人為何要愛？
why we have to love?
是為了相擁的溫暖
for the warmth of hugging,
還是自然的繁衍？
or for the nature's continuation?
聽起來真像個女性主義者
Sound just like a feminist.
我相信有愛
I believe in love,
如果愛的學名叫做荷爾蒙
if its scientific name called "hormone"
如同我相信有神
Just like I believe in God
如果神其實是外星高等生物
if he actually is a higher animal from the universe.
當你墜入愛河的五里霧時
When you fall pretty deeply in love,
如果願意用手術刀將痛覺神經除去
remove all your nerves with a knife,
你就會開始掉眼淚
and you will begin to cry
不是因為無法感到痛或看見血
It's not because you can't feel any pain or see some blood,
而是因為你知道事實了
but because you know the truth.
(我一定有病，因為
I must have some issues, for
我想到洋蔥)
I 'm thinking of onions.)
我終於又逗她笑了
Finally I make her laugh again.
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