If my cabinet in the garage got broken into and my stuff worth of $1000 got stolen wasn't unlucky enuf, a scary and whacked Nigeria tenant has definitely put a cherry on my weekend.
Friday nite, got invited to this exclusive concert @ a 3-million dollar house in Antherton with only 25 guests. The soprano was a good friend of Feldman, also Jewish, was in town performing for Stanford. I was honored enuf to get to hear her sing benefiting from being friend with Feldman, unfortunately, I had to call the nite early becuz i had to drive to the airport to pick up that sorry ass tenant who seemed to take this chauffeuring service for granted.
Only talked to him on the phone, knew he was from Nigeria, prolly int'l student too. 27-yr-od phd student at Madison, Wisconsin. Background sounds all legit. except one MAJOR flaw which i totally overlooked, he's BLACK and he is INTERNATIONAL STUDENT. What's wrong with that? i was an int'l student too for the longest time and i still am foreign national. He's got NO MONEY, more to come.
As soon as he got into the car, jesus christ, I almost fainted. He stunk so badly, like a combination of sweat and garlic...geez..i cud hardly hold my breath. He didn't talk much, of course didn't even say thank you to me, like i was a free shuttle bus (at least they make tips!!!). Got home, he mentioned the livign was cold, (cold? becuz you are from Nigeria? dude you lived in Wisconsin for the longest time). I didn't want to lend him my blanket but i did, including the beddings. 7am I got woken up cuz the nitemare he's caused. I already heard loud hip pop music on TV at SEVEN AM. Then I was feeling the heat coming from everywhere, I finally got up and went out to take a look. FUCK, he turned the heater on to fucking 95 degree in a summer time. WTF? I didn't even know the heater actually goes that high!
I had to suggest him to go buy grocery and beddings and stuff like that and stop being a free rider. And it's also time to talk about the rent, since he hasn't seemed to wanna pay me deposit and rent yet. He finally wrote me a check YET asked me to f'ing not deposit until June 1st. WTF is his problem? living here for free? ok, I was too nice of an ass so I said ok. But now I came to think of that, if I can only clear this month rent on June 1st, what about next month rent? hell you pay rent the first day of the month ok????
I had to drive him to Target and grocery store to get his shit, and i was waiting 2 hours @ Starbux just to see him coming back with a $9.99 blanket from Ross, wtf? electricity is free? Then he got stuck @ Albertson for the longest time so i had to go in and looked for him. Fuck he was stuck at the cashier becuz they didn't accept out-of-state check and he was like a fucking idiot standing around and doing nothing. I cudn't stand him anymore and not like i was loaded, I swiped the credit card and officially became his LENDER!
I helped him carry the heavy shit back to my place w/o hearing a sigle word "THANK YOU". WTF his parents had been teaching him with all that manner? I couldn't stand him anymore so I decided to get away from the house and go enjoy the sun and wine in this festimal in Mt. View.
Just when i hit the freeway for about 10 minutes, my stupid Nigeria dumb fuck called. He said the key wasn't working so the door couldn't open. WTF is his problem? never heard of this. I asked him to check if he's in the right unit. Turned out, he put the key on the dead ball while the door knob was locked, of course the door wouldn't open unless it's a magic door.
Christ. I got home this morning and my house smelled like garlic, and my kitchen floor stains.
I don't know how much longer I can put up with this roommate shit. I don't want to be a mean landlord but.......i just dunt want my new house smell like garlic, is that too much to ask? what a price to pay in change of a Louis Vuitton bag. I wonder if it's all worth.
Givin him the benefit of the doubt, I've decided to give him another shot, 7 days!!!!!
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