在一個忙得不可開交的上午,收到由身在外地的V發出的SMS:
V: C+, can you do me a favour? Can you please help me to pay my phone bill at Watsons today? My account no. xxxxxxxx $2xx is due. Thanks very very much!
Me: How do I know this is not a trick by others using ur mobile? Tell me, what underwear do u like to wear to sleep? And who is K’s boyfriend?
V: Haha. I wear nothing when I sleep. K’s official boyfriend is A, not sure about other unofficial ones. (註:這就是V的說話方式,回答你之餘還留下很多想像空間,所以我絕對相信這不是一個騙局)
Me: Bingo! Congratulation, I’ll pay the bill and u have to pay me back the bill + 100% service charge.
V: OK, thanks a lot, I love you!
在回覆SMS 的時候根本沒有時間多加思考,完全是reflex action (即不經大腦的本能反應);然後,我趁著中午的休息時間代她付了款。到了下午稍為清閒時,即事發後大半天,回想起這件事,才突然意會到:
原來我有對付祈福黨的本能、
原來我在朋友心目中是一個值得信賴的人,又或者,只是一個阿四,但我傾向相信前者、
原來平時交往的點滴,也可以是朋友間一種特有的摩斯密碼。
你呢?你和你的朋友有什麼摩斯密碼呢?
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