《【妖畫鬼道】慧心沙漏-014》+01＠【Mandala - 曼陀羅藏】

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《【妖畫鬼道】慧心沙漏-014》+01

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【捷運站的樓梯-妙點子】

【這真是一段禽獸不如的影片！】

【BEST JOKE IN BRITAIN】

This is a "BEST JOKE" award winner in UK

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain

【Not Too clean hehe~~】

Just For Fun, Relex~~

1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

(2) NAMES OF WIVES

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME

This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him 'is it In Dear?'...

(4) RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night menget freshmilk & 2 big papayas women only get
1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

(5) ARAB MAN

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
'Abdul Aziz '
'Sex? '
'Six times a week!! '
'No, no, I mean male or female! '
'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'

(6) SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service'

(7) HAPPY MAN

What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy and ..
Wife on the cover of 'missing persons'

(8) SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

(9) GOOD AMBITION

Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothesand ask her husband to pay for it.

(10) DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.'
Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.'

(11) VIRGIN

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wantedher tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN,
LIVED A VIRGIN,
DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver
shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '

(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.

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