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Algo de Nelken

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Texts from CARNATIONS
If you get caught in an avalanche
Then you have to spit
'cause you don't know which side is up and which side is down.
And the spittle always falls downwards
And then you can dig in the opposite direction and then you can get out.
And for a very cheap family meal
Cook a pot of unpeeled potatoes and hang a salted herring over the table.
And every member of the family can peel his potato and then rub his peeled potato on the salted herring and then eat just the potato.
And in school during the biology lesson we had a stuffed fox and the teacher allowed this stuffed fox and the teacher allowed this stuffed fox to be passed from one school desk to the next.
And the children always used to stroke the fox.
And the children stroked the fox until he had no more hair left.
And for another cheap meal called the pushed slice of salami.
For that you need a slice of bread and a slice of salami.
And you place the slice of salami on top of the slice of bread.
And then with you upper lip you push the slice of salami along the bread.
You taste the salami on your lips
You smell the salami and you also see the salami
But you eat only the bread and therefore using one slice of salami you can eat many slices of bread.
And there was an old retired dancer in Prague who came every afternoon into the dressing room in the theatre.
He undressed himself
Took off his street clothes and put on his dance tights
Then he put on make-up
Then he took off the make-up
Took off his dance tights and dressed himself in his street clothes and went home.
And he did this every day.
And another cheap meal.
You take two slices of fresh bread and in between them you put a slice of stale bread.
Speaker: Jan Minarik
Music: The Death and The Maiden
By Franz Schubert

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