第一口大麻:
嘩，這是甚麼鬼傢伙?弄得我滿口草味?人類不愧為萬物之靈，牛吃生草下胃，但我們燒草下肺，把最精華的全都吸收...喂，究竟這東西會否上腦?嘻嘻，腦子一片空白，蠻爽耶?
第二口大麻:
喂，這是甚麼地方?我在哪裡?我是誰?飛龍在天，墜落在一顆楊桃樹上;樹下的我，正跟金馬倫戴雅斯幹那回事，一抽，一插，一抽，一插...太陽的另一邊很熱，每天也四十多度...媽啊，我不要投奔怒海，船在飄，風在吹，我不要離開你的懷抱...靈芝顯靈，秦始皇吃了長生不死，建了條億里長城，把整個歐亞大陸包圍了，董建華獲委任為參謀總長，攻打美國...施丹轉打NBA，在莫湯保頭上入樽，六犯離場。
第三口大麻:
不要碰我，我是天下無敵，我跟馬利奧宰了狂龍後，往初戀網吧慶祝...蜜桃越是紅，就越吃壞人，毒藥、天花、芥子氣、拉登...真義依附在我的屁眼賴死不走，自由黨出賣了我的自由，老師沒收了我的，我在太平洋漫步，三號風球掉下來，把奇雲高士拿壓死了，荃灣大光明‧每位十元，六指琴魔轉彈電結他，勁過Hendrex，石油貶值，中東變了第三世界，2713年，球員穿賴屎褲踢球，我當前鋒擺了兩次老烏，打了四次火雞球，月餅裏有杏仁餅，某師奶公然在公交上公交，在圖書館講電話會被判死刑，放屁者要行割禮，七十年代的嘉多利花園，我把電視關了，一切回復平靜。
第四口大麻:
No, it ain't the way you think it should be...come with me, I'll take you to the truth. What? Why? No rapid, no hurry...we'll make a sweet home at the cave...screw the world, just you and me. I've planned it all out for you, just look into my eyes. Precious love + cautious mind = no love to visit. Don't jeopardize me, you know you see the real me. Pump it to the pulp fiction. Cheap love in capitalism. She said I was good 'cause I paid her. A mockingbird needed a tricyle. Donation, salvation, zombie, statvation, perservation. Client's speaking cliche at a clinic. Cheryl and her hello virus. Yo wassup? Where's my pot? I bumped you out and you knew it. Sweetened bulbs blooming my sky, delicious muppets shimmering those idiots. Why me, not me. I admit it, I put it on my hair. Gold soul and hidden mimics. Weber is making a whole new world. Burn the flags, erase the boundary. I will never draft your love. I am still stubborn. I am still stupid. I am still me. Free me, free me, free me...
第五口大麻:「喂，佢嘔白泡呀，快D叫白車啦!」
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